Walking Away from the Tabletop

It’s been 40ish years.

I’ve been involved with tabletop gaming since the early 80s, leaving the working class area where I was brought up and the only entertainment I had was football and boxing, I started hanging around with a group of middle-class college kids.

and that’s where I discovered Rogue Trader and Dungeons and Dragons and I didn’t look back…

Until

As we all know the last threeish years have been strange for a lot of different reasons and one of the things that has happened has been that I lost touch with all my gaming friends.

This meant that I filled all that gaming time with other projects, mainly book related projects which seem to expand to fill any available time.

After a lot of thought I’m adding a shop to my Ko-Fi and I’m going to get rid of all the gaming bits that are sitting in my garage and study unloved and unused, mainly Warhammer and Malifaux.

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At this point though I will be keeping all my non-DnD RPG books (and maybe trying to play online) and board games (most have a decent solo mode), but unless anything changes drastically those will probably be going the same way as the rest.

I’ve not taken this lightly but it all feels very superfluous at the moment and it could all be converted into a decent Mac Air at the very least.

Now just to find the time to get on with this!


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It’s a Gazebo!

It's a Gazebo!

It’s a Gazebo!

This is a bit of Roleplaying lore that’s been kicking around the Internet for as long as I can remember.

I found it going through my old documents in the loft as I was sorting out something for a campaign soon to start 🙂

So I will put it here verbatum, copied from the original punched print out.

Eric and the Gazebo

by Richard Aronson

Let us cast our minds back to the early days of fantasy role-playing… In the early ’70s Ed Whitechurch ran “his game” and one of the participants was Eric Sorenson, a veritable giant of a man.
 
This story is essentially true: I knew both Ed and Eric, and neither denies it (although Eric, for reasons that will become apparent, never repeats it).
 
The gist of it is that Eric… well, you need a bit more about Eric.
 
Eric comes quite close to being a computer. When he chooses a game, he methodically considers each possibility before choosing his preferred option. If given time, he will invariably choose the optimum solution. It has been known to take weeks. He is otherwise in all respects a superior gamer, and I’ve spent many happy hours competing with and against him, as long as he is given enough time.
 
So… Eric was playing a neutral paladin (why should only lawful, good religions get to have holy warriors? was the rationale) in Ed’s game. He even had a holy sword, which fought well and did all those things holy swords are supposed to do, including good and evil (by random die roll). He was on some lord’s land when the following exchange occured:
 
 
ED: You see a well-groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you see a gazebo.
ERIC: A gazebo? What colour is it?
ED: (Pause) It’s white, Eric.
ERIC: How far away is it?
ED About 50 yards.
ERIC: How big is it?
ED: (Pause) It’s about 30 feet across, 15 feet high, with a pointed top.
ERIC: I use my sword to detect whether it’s good.
ED: It’s not good, Eric. It’s a gazebo!
ERIC: (Pause) I call out to it.
ED: It won’t answer. It’s a gazebo!
ERIC: (Pause) I sheath my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it respond in any way?
ED: No, Eric. It’s a gazebo!
ERIC: I shoot it with my bow (rolls to hit). What happened?
ED: There is now a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.
ERIC: (Pause) Wasn’t it wounded?
ED: Of course not, Eric! It’s a gazebo!
ERIC: (Whimper) But that was a plus-three arrow!
ED: It’s a gazebo, Eric, a gazebo! If you really want to try to destroy it, you could try to chop it with an axe, I suppose, or you could try to burn it, but I don’t know why anybody would want to try. It’s a @#%$*& gazebo!
ERIC: (Long pause – he has no axe or fire spells) I run away.
ED: (Thoroughly frustrated) It’s too late. You’ve awakened the gazebo, and it catches you and eats you.
ERIC: (Reaching for his dice) Maybe I’ll roll up a fire-using mage so I can avenge my paladin…

At this point, the increasingly amused fellow party members restored a modicum of order by explaining what a gazebo is. This is solely and afterthought, of course, but Eric is doubly lucky that the gazebo was not situated on a grassy knoll.


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